I have a Statcounter counter on this site and I like to check it to see how visitors find Servopuff.com. The counter tracks visitors to not only this little blog but also the scuba gift & novelty shop pages. I’ve been having fun with this on another blog, so last month I decided to keep track of some of the more unusual search terms people used to find this site. Here’s a breakdown of the most interesting search terms for November 2009.
There were a lot of “naked” searches, including these: naked diving; naked scuba diving; naked women scuba diving; naked scuba; naked scuba divers; naked women teddy bear (what?!); greeting cards with naked women; and classic naked. The only “naked” anything on this site is our Coed Naked Diving t-shirt design. No naked women, sorry searchers!
Funny typos and misspellings were good for a few laughs, too: dog scubba shirt; statue of jesus in meditterean sea; stiker design in malaysia; dlophin greeting cards; scuba apparels; scuba appralll; gift for scubba divers; happy birthday images skuba diving; and tracksuite funny. Fortunately, Google and other search engines usually can figure out what the searcher means with the typos and misspellings, so the search results make sense.
These three thong searches bring very different images to my mind: whale thong (ew); sperm thong (ew); and police in thong (lol).
Someone searched for find the meaning of someone give white colour teddy bear. I can just imagine someone fretting over an innocent gift. The stress of teddy bears!
Someone else wondered how to write on shirt. It’s not that hard, really. I bet you already know how, without needing some internet tutorial. Really. The person searching for what kind of stuff do scuba divers look for? didn’t have to go far (haha).
And finally, I’m not sure how someone searching for cute fishes ended up here – clearly they should have landed on Scubadorable.