Here are some of the more interesting search terms that brought visitors to this site during January. You can see previous editions of this monthly post here.

From the spelling misfile: scuta stuff; hondurras women; diving clbrity; honduras wumem. Surprisingly, no one searched for hondurras wumem.

From the naked file: funny naked stuff; naked clock; naked women underwater, scuba diving; and since we are equal opportunity naked searchers: pictures of naked men scuba diving.

From the I hope they found what they were looking for because they certainly didn’t find it on this site file: scuba meaning by each letter; amputated shirt; how many parts of scuba stuff is there; a beverage with the letter e.

On that last one, let me say for the record: Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus; do you mean sleeveless?; a lot; let’s start with coffee.

A few spectacular scuba destinations would probably top every diver’s list, but no two top 10 scuba lists are the same. The 10 great destinations for scuba diving adventure list recently posted by Gadling blogger Troy Thompson goes a step further by sharing videos of his top picks. Here’s a taste; see the post for the full list and all videos.

Acclaimed film director Ang Lee recently became a certified scuba diver during a holiday in Belize. The director of Brokeback Mountain is working on a new project which will include underwater sets. Read more at the San Pedro Sun.

Even Mickey Mouse! Check out this fun video of Mickey Mouse scuba diving at Epcot.

I know there are also scuba diving Santas, but I’ve never seen one. Have you ever seen a character underwater?

Here are some of the more interesting search terms that brought visitors to this site during December. You can see previous editions of this monthly post here.

Again “naked” searches topped the list of noteworthy entries, including naked women of color; naked scuba diving pictures; naked apron; naked men diving; naked female scuba divers videos; fine naked womens; naked women from the mask; shapely naked women and scuba diving naked images. Geez! If anyone ever made a nude scuba gallery, I think it would have a very high pagerank indeed!

More thong search humor last month with scuba diving in thongs (so just a search for partially-naked scuba, okay); thongs florida (reasonable, actually) and thong smell (ew!).

Some visitors like spelling as the following searches came in last month: cool flag that starts with the letter o; stuff start with letter m; apparel beginning with the letter i; colors beginning with c and product begining with the letter x.

And finally, my favorite search term for the month of December was funny sperm whale products.

Did you know you could get Star Trek uniform-style wetsuits? They come in 3mm, 5mm and 7mm and you can pick from yellow, blue and red. I don’t know how wise it would be to get a red one though. You can buy them at roddenberry.com along with other goodies from the Roddenberry Dive Team.

from popculturegeek.com’s Flickr

Model Kylie Bisutti recently won a Victoria’s Secret model search for their next runway model. This 19-year-old celebrity-to-be happens to be an enthusiastic scuba diver. Story here.

I have a Statcounter counter on this site and I like to check it to see how visitors find Servopuff.com. The counter tracks visitors to not only this little blog but also the scuba gift & novelty shop pages. I’ve been having fun with this on another blog, so last month I decided to keep track of some of the more unusual search terms people used to find this site. Here’s a breakdown of the most interesting search terms for November 2009.

There were a lot of “naked” searches, including these: naked diving; naked scuba diving; naked women scuba diving; naked scuba; naked scuba divers; naked women teddy bear (what?!); greeting cards with naked women; and classic naked. The only “naked” anything on this site is our Coed Naked Diving t-shirt design. No naked women, sorry searchers!

Funny typos and misspellings were good for a few laughs, too: dog scubba shirt; statue of jesus in meditterean sea; stiker design in malaysia; dlophin greeting cards; scuba apparels; scuba appralll; gift for scubba divers; happy birthday images skuba diving; and tracksuite funny. Fortunately, Google and other search engines usually can figure out what the searcher means with the typos and misspellings, so the search results make sense.

These three thong searches bring very different images to my mind: whale thong (ew); sperm thong (ew); and police in thong (lol).

Someone searched for find the meaning of someone give white colour teddy bear. I can just imagine someone fretting over an innocent gift. The stress of teddy bears!

Someone else wondered how to write on shirt. It’s not that hard, really. I bet you already know how, without needing some internet tutorial. Really. The person searching for what kind of stuff do scuba divers look for? didn’t have to go far (haha).

And finally, I’m not sure how someone searching for cute fishes ended up here – clearly they should have landed on Scubadorable.

Bollywood star Shriya Saran is a recently-certified scuba diver. She took lessons in the Andaman Islands and unlike other Bollywood stars before her, the lessons were for pleasure and not in preparation for a movie role.

Sources: Shriya does Scuba diving in Andamans! and Shirya trains in scuba diving.

Parts of the Great Wall of China are submerged underwater. The “travel mixologists” at luxury travel company Urbane Nomads are offering travelers the chance to dive parts of the Great Wall that are underwater. Read all about it at Urban Daddy.

Diving the Great Wall, from Mathiew Meur’s flickr stream